This site is a journal of my exciting dating life! Let me make clear that everything I post on this site HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED, and that no story has been exaggerated. (Although sometimes I get tempted to twist the truth, I must confess.)
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The world is bizarre.
A special moment. Sometimes in life you come across girls that amaze you, girls that can make you turn into a rapist, girls so fucking sexy they take your mind off the norm. I’ve seen girls so sexy , just so sexy they made me stand till, turn around and watch them walk away, just for that special rear view. Well, this wasn’t one of them times.
After the last fiasco it would have taken God himself to make me ever want to meet with this girl ever again. I just began to associate her with shit, literally. Every time I thought of her I would think “dog shit”, then picture the face of that ugly little dog. I had nightmares about that dog. I would see a thousand of them running after me in my dreams! going after my balls…
Since our last meeting which ended in a dog buffet, I was buggered, trying to figure a way to wash out that dog from my mischievous plans without having to pay my bum cheeks for it. Except, she seemed to be the dog’s guardian, care taker, mum and personal advisor. Separating her from that dog was not going to be ease so whatever happened, could not happen in that house, ever.
Since our last meeting I had been to a few other encounters and did not have time nor did I really keep in touch like I should have done with her. Nevertheless she still seemed very keen to meet and I wasn’t one to disappoint. So we arranged to meet and 3 weeks after our first meeting, there we were again.
It seems that blogging about your dating life grabs the attention of a few girls. The site has had a sharp, steady grow in visitors and girls are responsible for most of the comments left on posts.
Yes, indeed a few people have asked to become part of the Cast. This one particular girl, from a place I used to work for last year has sparked my interest… A very unexpected but welcomed move from her.I will keep you informed.
The Thai has recently on a one-on-one interview with the Smacker admitted that she is indeed dating someone.
I am dating this guy, yeah. And I welly welly like him, yeah. So I think we should stay friends, yeah. This is true, yeah. I think you are a funny guy, hhhmmm, yeah.
She later confimed being in love with her date and that marrige could be in play, even though they had been dating for 2 months. Her needing a passport to stay in the country has no influence in her decision to marry her date at all. Its pure love.
According to sources very close to the Thai monkey she has officially began dating someone. The physical appearance and age of her date has not been revealed, but humours suggest he is 15 years older. Meanwhile her sister, only 2 years younger, has began to show a keen interest on the Smacker. This means that Thai with the Thighs will not be available for any more casual meetings until further notice, or being dumped.
As far as products from the far East are concerned they are always cheap, tasteless and usually non refundable. But, still, I always did fancy a chinese take away. However I had never imagined a half thai/chinese take away, now thats something! I must admit that for a thai girl she was incredibly good looking, round face never the less, but a cute one. She had very light skin and a goodish body. She was flat chested though, and I don’t mean an A Cup here, I mean I had more tits than her!
Now this is what I mean by professionalism, enjoying the task at hand and really making it count. THE BLOWER had a cute face, lovely massive boobs and an okish figure, I little too many curves if you ask me but that’s ok, I never saw her standing anyway.
I had arranged to meet her about 3 months before this encounter I am about to tell you folks, but I had stood her up! Left her waiting for me by the station looking like a hooker! Opss. I saw her from a distance and at the time I couldn’t be arsed. Glad I came to change my mind though.
The second time we met was crazy. She had gone and booked a ticket to come down herself without telling me. Then she drops me an email saying “booked a ticket, coming down in 3 weeks”. She didn’t ask me if i was free, available or even up for it, just like that. LOVED IT. That’s a big compliment I think, she can’t wait to ride me again. Either that or, she fucking likes me!
Again I meet her at the station, but this time round she is a much more confident, assured girl. Giving me looks, hugs and kisses, taking me by the hands and even cracking a few jokes! Cheeky fuck, don’t remember giving her permission to crack jokes around me.
